Really? That color? OK.
I didn’t pick the name for this shirt and I feel like I need to make one thing clear: UNISEX does not mean sex with unicorns. So if you buy this you won’t get that. You’ll get a shirt. Now, you can wear it while you do whatever, but I don’t want to know about it.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product doesn’t exist right now. It’s made once you buy it. Like you’re summoning a demon, or so I’m told. Which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on Demon-Demand instead of in bulk like good, old-fashioned capitalists helps reduce overproduction—whatever that means. Thank you for your support and I hope you’re better with your shirts than I am!
Really? That color? OK.
I didn’t pick the name for this shirt and I feel like I need to make one thing clear: UNISEX does not mean sex with unicorns. So if you buy this you won’t get that. You’ll get a shirt. Now, you can wear it while you do whatever, but I don’t want to know about it.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product doesn’t exist right now. It’s made once you buy it. Like you’re summoning a demon, or so I’m told. Which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on Demon-Demand instead of in bulk like good, old-fashioned capitalists helps reduce overproduction—whatever that means. Thank you for your support and I hope you’re better with your shirts than I am!